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Writer's pictureBlokes and Their Long Macs

Review #68 - @offshootcoffee


Distance certainly makes the heart grow fonder. At present, a few of the blokes are travelling in far-off lands. Lands where the humble long mac leaves much to be desired. Yearning for the brews of home, the blokes look back on their review at Offshoot Coffee in the CBD with glee and delight - relishing in the thought that soon they will again taste the sweet nectar of WA coffee.


Vibes 🍃- From the creators of the ever famous – ‘Mary Street Bakery’ coffee giant comes a coffee roastery and cafĂ© to be reckoned with. Fitted in a shoe-box sized (and shaped) area just a stone throws away from the gorgeous central law courts, making it a perfect place to grab a quick long mac and donut (Perth’s finest) before your hearing before the magistrate. For the space available, they make an ‘appealing’ atmosphere we can get around.


Taste 👅- Would be ‘treason’ to have any other blend than their staple Workhorse Blend in the hopper which is a pure Brazil/PNG mix. This bad boy, like many of their law endorsing clientele, was big bodied and bold, with a hint of cocoa and caramel syrup sweetness (unlike their law endorsing clientele). Certainly ‘guilty’ of being more on the traditional end of the coffee spectrum but traditions are traditions for good reason.


Temperature 🌡 - Extremely clutch temperature, reminiscent of a Michael Jordan buzzer beater.


Glass Size 📏 – Yes (6oz glass) indeed


Froth đŸ„› – Offshoot, shot and they scored. If only we could say the same about Romelu LukakuđŸ„¶.


General Appearance/Consistency đŸ€© – The tulip swan was absolutely gorgeous.


So off we shot to OffShoot. The ringtones of lawyers consumed with cases from the Magistrates Court across the road filled the aura in this little box in the heart of the CBD. No one likes going into Perth City
 during the day
 finding a park
 in peak times
 but by jove this brew made the journey a tad more bearable
 dare we say delectable? Delicious caramel taste and a really groovy pastry fridge to top it off. If you find yourself needing a brew in the city, OffShoot is one damn good option.


82.8/100 on the Brew ‘o’ Meter! đŸ€–đŸ€

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